The Jersey Shore and it's cousin, Brighton Beach.

Ahh The Jersey Shore. Such a wisp of fresh guido air and tanning spray. yum XD . I usually hate MTV's shows because they annoy me but I have always had a pastime for laughing at guidos and guidettes , so when The Jersey Shore came along, I was like "Finally , something I can relate to."

Well , almost lol. You see, when my grandparents immigrated about 45 years ago from Cuba, they decided that South Florida wasn't for them and that they would go to live in New Jersey. My father grew up as a Jersey boy but eventually came down to Florida and stayed . Long story short, we have a few cousins that still live in Jersey, and let me tell you, they're straight up Wanna Be Guidos lmao. A few years back my cousin and I would occasionally look at their myspace's and laugh at them and their friends because it was hilarious and ridiculous at the same time. One of our relatives even spent there prom night at the Jersey Shore! Anywho, as my like for The Jersey Shore widens every day, I heard some rumor that they were making a Russian American version of the Shore.

That news was just EPIC.

About two years ago , my family and I traveled to the Dominican Republic as a high school graduation present; my best friend even came along. Thinking that we were going to have a chill and fun time, we unexpectedly got hit on by two Russian American guys from Brooklyn who were pretty much counterparts of The Situation and Pauly D (well one of them is actually pretty normal, but still, you get the picture). It was mayhem! I was stalked for about three months by Yuriy (yes, his name was Yuriy) and all he did was IM me about his fantasies to get me to Brooklyn and become his stay at home wife, and how he wanted to dance to "European Arabic Techno House" with me. Lmao . FYI: I blocked Yuriy for the rest of eternity, but my sister kinda talks to Pauly D still (which happens to be Yuriy's cousin) -.-


So now, the new Russian American version, called Brighton Beach, which will be filmed in Brooklyn, the 2nd most populated area with Russians outside of Moscow. This is going to be so much fun !

The Results, The Looks, and A Bridge

Aloha! It's been a while since the last post so lets get up to date on my hooting.

The Results
I did not land the job as I hoped I would. I spoke directly to the GM (not Big Shot) and he told me that I was not hired because some girl had come back from Gatorville and wanted her job back as an HG (understandable, but still dissapointing). I was a little upset because I know that I dazzled Big Shot, and I was not the only girl that got turned down , so all four of us went for nothing. sigh. One thing I do not for a fact is that it wasn't GM's bullshit ; I actually know some one that knows her and it's quite true, she did come back and got her job . Now jumping to something else which probably or hasn't crossed your mind...

The Looks

I am most definately not ugly. It may (or may not) have crossed your mind that I was a medusa ass looking thing and that is why I didn't get the job, but to your dissapointment , I am not :) But I'm not about to post a picture of myself ; I am going to leave it to the imagination and only as far to go to say that I have a medium resemblance between Kim Kardashian, minus the big boobies and ass, and Princess Jasmine from Aladdin (yep, the cartoon). Which by the way, I have been told, not that I actually am that vain. hehe. Anyhow, moving along to more interesting things...

A Bridge
Despite the fact that I have did not land the job, I actually do have a direct connection to Big Shot. Yep, thats right, I know someone who knows Big Shot. And in due time, I may be meeting with him ! Not gonna say anything else, but I will def keep updating :)




Now off to listen to some MGMT and play Petville---I obviously have no life when the boyfriend is working :( lol.

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Valentine's Day

You know, I use to really hate Valentine's Day.

Until the man of my life sweeped me off my feet :D

So if you recognize Valentine's Day , I hope it has been a beautiful one. And if not, know that someone or some being (like for instance, a pet turtle) loves you. I really think that theres a lot of love in the world to give and to be given :)
Happy Valentines Day!

The Final Interview and Valentine's Day!

Yes, I did get the final interview! After waiting almost a month for a response and what not, I got the call from the GM ! I was so anxious after I got his e-mail last week saying that he would be scheduling me for one, so after that, I would be expecting his phone call at any second. I was literally feeling like a Taylor Swift lyric. Waiting and Waiting. Then on Wednesday around 4:30, I received a phone call from our beloved GM Joe . We talked for a few minutes and he told me that I was to have my final interview at another Hooters where the General Manager of our entire region would be at! At this point, I was incredibly stoked, and I had to prepare for my final interview the following day at 2:15 .

I was extremely nervous the entire day, so my mom's boyfriend (or as we'll call him, Bruce Jenner) decided to take me. He actually worked as a head cook at a Bennigan's once so he was giving me some pointers on the way over.

As he dropped me off at the other Hooters, I was already thinking of the things I should do or say, and I wanted everything to go completely perfect. I walked in , and said hello to a manager and told him I was here to be interviewed by Big Shot General Manager. He told me to just sit by the bar and wait until he came to get me. I was texting my friends and the boyfriend, asking them for there support and when I least expected it, Big Shot came to get me. *just a little background: he interviewed me last year when I was initially hired and it was a hot mess; he didn't like me very much and he wasn't friendly at all* Surpisingly , he was the complete opposite from last year. He greeted me with such warmness and we talked for sometime and asked me some standard questions and he gave me the uniform to try on and to go back out and meet him.

Luckily for me, there were some HG's in the bathroom , and as they were wishing me luck, I asked them if they could check if my uniform was alright and they helped and cheered me on and said "You're gonna do great!" . I was confident that even my own "hooters" were going to be looking good thanks to the new Victoria's Secret Miraculous bra lol. I went back to Big Shot's office and he was dazzled! He kept complimenting me and telling me that I looked perfect and that I had a great smile ! He took me to the "look" board where he explained the look policy and after, asked me some more questions. Then he told me to change and come back to his office. Afterwards he told me that I should get word by this coming Wednesday, and that "the worst part of the interview process was over." Woo!

Once again, I'm gonna be crossing my fingers!


On another non Wanna Be note, tommorow is Valentine's Day ! I really love this holiday so to everyone who will be celebrating, have a great one! Now off to start preparing gifts and start studying a little .

!!!

Guess who got the final interview for this coming week?

Me!

My persistence worked ! Now just waiting for the GM to confirm and I'll be on my way ! Details to come soon.


And Congratulations to the New Orleans Saints!

wooo!

Patience

Maybe it's me being a little impatient and not understanding . I just hate
waiting for a reply! It's almost like that awkward feeling you have when you're
12 and have a crush and you don't know if he likes you back. *sigh*
But I am going to wait patiently and not give up. I'm not going to give in like
everyone else and say "Oh well, life goes on."
I really want this job. More than anything. So I have to stick to my guns.



Anyhow, on another note besides Hooters, Valentine's Day is almost here, and I have
no idea what to get the boyfriend except for his Star Trek Enterprise model. I've seen a Star Trek Monopoly set but, will he use it? Decisions. Decisions.

I think I'll buy him an iTunes giftcard, shirt, and candy along with his Enterprise model.
And yes, the boyfriend is a Treky. But not a nerdy Treky. Kind of like a secret Treky. lol.



Happy February Everyone! More updates to come your way this love-filled month:)