The Jersey Shore and it's cousin, Brighton Beach.

Ahh The Jersey Shore. Such a wisp of fresh guido air and tanning spray. yum XD . I usually hate MTV's shows because they annoy me but I have always had a pastime for laughing at guidos and guidettes , so when The Jersey Shore came along, I was like "Finally , something I can relate to."

Well , almost lol. You see, when my grandparents immigrated about 45 years ago from Cuba, they decided that South Florida wasn't for them and that they would go to live in New Jersey. My father grew up as a Jersey boy but eventually came down to Florida and stayed . Long story short, we have a few cousins that still live in Jersey, and let me tell you, they're straight up Wanna Be Guidos lmao. A few years back my cousin and I would occasionally look at their myspace's and laugh at them and their friends because it was hilarious and ridiculous at the same time. One of our relatives even spent there prom night at the Jersey Shore! Anywho, as my like for The Jersey Shore widens every day, I heard some rumor that they were making a Russian American version of the Shore.

That news was just EPIC.

About two years ago , my family and I traveled to the Dominican Republic as a high school graduation present; my best friend even came along. Thinking that we were going to have a chill and fun time, we unexpectedly got hit on by two Russian American guys from Brooklyn who were pretty much counterparts of The Situation and Pauly D (well one of them is actually pretty normal, but still, you get the picture). It was mayhem! I was stalked for about three months by Yuriy (yes, his name was Yuriy) and all he did was IM me about his fantasies to get me to Brooklyn and become his stay at home wife, and how he wanted to dance to "European Arabic Techno House" with me. Lmao . FYI: I blocked Yuriy for the rest of eternity, but my sister kinda talks to Pauly D still (which happens to be Yuriy's cousin) -.-


So now, the new Russian American version, called Brighton Beach, which will be filmed in Brooklyn, the 2nd most populated area with Russians outside of Moscow. This is going to be so much fun !